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Subject: [worldcruising] Buffalo Theory
From: Paul Tankesley (ptanks@XXX.XXX)
Date: Thu Aug 24 2000 - 10:30:45 EDT
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was
explaining the
> > > >> Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. And
here's how it went:
> > > >>
> > > >> "Well ya see Norm, it's like this....A
herd of buffalo can
> > > >> only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo. And when the herd
> > > >> is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back
> > > >> that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for
> > > >> the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of
> > > >> the whole group keeps improving by
the regular killing of
> > > >> the weakest members. In much the same
way, the human brain
> > > >> can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells.
> > > >> Excessive intake of alcohol, as we
all know, kills brain
> > > >> cells, but naturally it attacks the
slowest and weakest
> > > >> brain cells first. In this way,
regular consumption of beer
> > > >> eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster
> > > >> and more efficient machine. That's
why you always feel
> > > >> smarter after a few beers."
>>
PT
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