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From: (no name) (no email)
Date: Mon Oct 03 2005 - 17:30:56 EDT
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From: Wayne & Lynn Flatt <>
To:
Sent: Sun, 02 Oct 2005 20:59:26 -0400
Subject: An act of contrition and reparation is requested
Dear Admiral Love,
As Master of the Skinwalker and acting under your admiralty orders of the Conch Republic we proceeded with aggressor action and initiated engagment of hostilities on the crew and vessel the Southern Charm. it is believed to be the second salvo with an elevation of roughly 31 degrees of azimuth and a double powder canister which shattered the port saloon window.
The incident has created a certain degree of havoc in the trawler community and agents acting on behalve of the master of the Southern Charm have petitioned the court for seizure of the offending vessel.
We hence are referring this matter back to the admiralty in order to dispatch this matter with due haste, while we hide our ass up the Potomac River right under the very eyes of the seat of power.
It is our intent that you consult with the offended master directly upon your delivering this note along with your intent to remburse our expenditure of munitions and reward our expertise.
We don't have Southern Charms email address so we suggest you forward this with your outreach for reparation.
Your faithful servant,
Master of the Skinwalker, Wayne Flatt
From:
To:
Subject: Re: T&T: Attn Mr. Lynn Love
Date: Sun, 2 Oct 2005 20:12:03 EDT
Please give the details to the engagement. Where you under attach? I know a couple of those windows have been known to break on their own while the boats sit still.
Lynn
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